JOHNS&CO are proud to present Block 50, a stylish and compact development that has been designed with post-Brexit Preppers in mind. It’s completing in May, June, or another date as yet to be decided.
This development is completely different from anything we have ever marketed before. Completely soundproof, it’s the perfect place to escape the chaos happening around you in London and retreat into your own silent space. Residents have access to first-class facilities that have been specially converted to help in a crisis situation. Each exercise bike in the gym is connected to a corresponding apartment so you can generate your own electricity and get fit at the same time.
Residents will also benefit from the 24hr concierge, who will be offering practical lessons about how to survive in a post-EU world. These will include foraging in Hyde Park, fishing in the Thames, and how to use your Winter Garden as a sustainable city farm. Please note that there may be restrictions on the type of livestock and vegetables you can keep in your Winter Garden, however this can be discussed once you’ve applied for one of these exclusive homes.
Onsite wine cellars have been transformed into temperature-controlled water holding facilities, and the swimming pools have been re-purposed as emergency water sanitation units. We’ve also added a deep chest freezer into every apartment that can hold up to a year’s worth of food – so stock up on your favourite EU foods such as Brie, Swedish meatballs and currywurst.
A dedicated store cupboard has been installed next to the cinema in order to keep canned goods and any high-calorie instant meals safe and dry in case of an emergency.
If you have been prepping for a while and you need a safe, secure and well-equipped place to relocate to, Block 50 is the perfect solution for you and your family.